Cops Find Her Drunk In Her Car, Quickly Leads To Footage That Will Embarrass Her For Life

Updated February 28, 2017

 

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When a drunk football cheerleader found herself in a legal jam, she turned to her dancing skill set in a desperate attempt to get out of the situation. The 23-year-old decided that instead of walking in a straight line for her field sobriety test, she would perform cartwheels to show police that she was sober. They had found her passed out and slumped over the wheel of her car, and she was desperate to get out of trouble…

The 23-year-old Bryelle Marshall had gotten behind the wheel and passed out in her Volkswagen sedan when police came up to her at 6pm on Friday in Alburquerque. Because young people usually only fall asleep in their cars like this after hard drinking, the police pulled the cheerleader out of her car and demanded that she perform a field sobriety test.

Instead, the drunk Bryelle, who dances for the Duke City Gladiators, started giggling and doing summersaults in her Victoria’s Secret active wear. And the police were a little too happy about it…

Without any prompting, the young woman pulled off her first cartwheel right in front of the increasingly frustrated police officers.

Because New Mexico police take drunk driving seriously, one officer told Bryelle, “What are you doing? This isn’t yoga.”

The girl laughed at the officer…

The police failed to get the cheerleader to walk a straight line. On her second attempt, she fell on her butt after kicking her legs up toward an officer’s face.

Because she was not complying and resisting the officers’ orders, the drunk cheerleader was arrested.

Bryelle Marshall was charged with hitting an officer in the face and failing to comply with the officer’s demands. Additionally, the drunk was driving with expired license plates. The police were disgusted by her performance and described her as “extremely intoxicated.”

“The driver appeared to be passed out behind the wheel and officers were able to wake her up when they started speaking to her. Marshall was asked to step out and appeared to be extremely intoxicated by stumbling and having a difficult time listening to officers commands,” the officers released in a statement.

“The DWI officer gave her several opportunities to complete these tests to which she appeared to be having a difficult time comprehending what the officer was requesting. The officer explained to her several times that this was a serious matter and she continued to laugh. During the time the officer was attempting to demonstrate the tests, Marshall completed another cartwheel and struck the officer in the back. At this point Marshall’s opportunities to complete the tests were over and she was arrested.”

Her drunken run-in with the police cost her her dancing gig as a Duke City Gladiator Girl.

“As far as I know, she is no longer working for us,” a spokesman for the Duke City Gladiators said on Tuesday afternoon to Daily Mail.

Readers had a lot to say about this young woman’s behavior:

“But… but… I’m a cheerleader!”

“But, but, but if she acts cute, dumb, and waves her blonde hair back and forth, all will be forgiven. lol, Oh and talks in a baby voice.”

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