It’s every dad’s worst nightmare. The day they realize their baby girl has grown up and is becoming a woman. It’s hard to let go of the idea of your daughter and let her move into the adult she has to become. This means she wants to start going on dates, getting tattoos, piercings, and any number of things.
But when Burr Martin found out that his teenage daughter Cassandra was texting “sexy selfies” to all of her boy crushes, he knew things had gone too far too fast. He mulled over what he needed to do…
Then the best idea popped into his head. While his daughter was posing for provocative photos and sharing them with the world online, he decided to get revenge. Burr Martin took similar pictures and then decided to post them on the internet on his own account in order to embarrass his teen daughter out of doing it herself…
Because Burr’s daughter had numerous tattoos, she loved showing them off to everyone online. But Burr was tattoo-free. How was he going to embarrass her?
In a moment of inspired thought, he decided to grab a magic marker and draw similar designs on his own body. Then the overweight dad put on a crop top and posed for the same picture in front of the mirror just like his teen daughter had done.
This dad didn’t hold anything back. Even his daughter’s innocent “squinty-eyed duckface” pose was no match for dad’s embarrassing comeback. He lied on the couch just like Cassandra had done and looked into the camera and pursed his lips. He even threw in the odd first she was making for good measure. Although he nailed the pose, Cassandra’s picture is much easier on the eyes.
Dad is on a mission to upload embarrassing pictures every time his teen daughter posts scandalous ones online.
When she wore a flannel shirt and a shaggy Lindsey Lohan look, Burr decided to do the same. At the end of every post, Burr always finishes with the extra-embarrassing “#BadDad” hashtag that has helped his hilarious spoofs go viral.
But as you can tell by his silly pictures, Burr isn’t a bad dad, He’s actually a very good one. He is just trying to protect his daughter from all the perverts out there who view her photos online.
Cassandra pretends to hate what her dad is doing. But she actually took a few of his pictures and posted them to her own Twitter account with the caption, “MY FATHER HARASSES ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA.”
While she might think it’s harassment now and be embarrassed, when she is older, she’ll look back and appreciate the lesson Burr Martin was teaching her.
From all the selfies that Burr has posted, the one with the olive leaves on the head is the clear winner. Burr has put the leaves on his head, has drawn the pentagram tattoo on his chest just like Cassandra, and even has his arm crossed like her. Oh yeah, he also has the puckered-up lips like the teen.
Do you think this is a good way to embarrass your teen? You can try it for yourself. If you take a embarrassing spoof selfie, share it on social media with the hashtag “#baddad” or “#badmom” so everyone can laugh along with you.
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